2:00 p.m. - 2004-07-24
pigs are suckers for a pretty face
Joe and I went to the midnight showing of "headwig and the angry inch" last night... one of my favorite movies EVER! I had a blast singing along to every song, and dancing in my seat!
the movie let out around 2:00am, so Joe and I were anxious to get into bed...
And sometimes when we're anxious to get to bed we tend to drive a little fast...
and sometimes when you drive a little fast past a police officer at 2:00 in the morning, he tends to pull you over....
and sometimes when he notices that your registration tags expired in MARCH he tends to have your car towed to the impound lot.....
but sometimes you have a cute girl in the car who knows how to play with the police like it's some sort of art....
so last night went a little something like this.....
the officer comes up to the passenger side window where I was sitting and knocks on the glass
Officer: ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOW!
(My car has power windows so we had to turn on the car back on to roll them down... I purposely fumble with them and giggle to pull of that "innocent little girl" look...)
Officer: Do you know what the speed limit is through here?
Kitty: Mmmmm... 65? ::flashes cute smile:: (knowing quite well that the speed limit is 50...)
FIRST RULE OF GETTING OUT OF A TICKET: NEVER ADMIT YOU DID ANYTHING WRONG!
Officer: Actually it's 50, and your about to head into a 45 zone.. I clocked you guys going around 70.
Kitty: ::gasp:: Really?!?
Officer: Have you two been drinking tonight?
Kitty: Oh no sir, I'm not old enough to drink! ::giggle giggle:: (trying to keep his focus on me and NOT the beer in my back seat)
Officer (to joe): can i see your insurance please?
Kitty: (opens glove box pulls out insurance) Mmmmm, is this it? No, that can't be it.... is it? ::giggle giggle:: (hands papers to officer)
Officer: yes that's it. (doesn't even look at it and hands it back to me) So what were you two doing tonight?
Kitty: We went to the movies!!!
Officer: Oh yeah? what did you see?
Kitty: Headwig and the angry inch!
Officer: Headwig and the what?
Kitty: Angry inch! It's a REALLY good movie! You should go see it! They are playing it again at midnight tomorrow night at the rialto! It's really fun! ::giggle giggle::
Officer: (smiles) Well, what do you think? Should I give your friend a ticket tonight or just let you two go?
Kitty: PLEASE ::giggle giggle:: you should let us go home!
Officer: (to Joe) You're lucky to have her! Have a good night you two! (gets in his car and drives off)
Kitty: Sukka!
Joe: You've been practicing that haven't you...
Kitty: ::giggle giggle:: But Officer! I'm not old enough to drink! ::gasp::
