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1:55 p.m. - 2004-10-28
Michael = RETARDED
A word to my haters.

I AM NOT INSECURE!

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL EVER MAKE ME DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN LAUGH.

with that in mind heres a little note I got yesterday...

Michael - 2004-10-27 15:26:00
dear kitty-kaboom plz do us all a favor and put about 3548 more layers of makeup on that ugly face of yours. you aren't impressing anybody with that ugly blue crap around your eyes and fake black hair unless you are trying to pick up dead dudes. and that would be just gross. reason i say put more makeup on is because at least that isn't as ugly as without. thanks and if these tips don't work paper bag it, much quicker to do. love always, Michael


.......Michael,

SEEEEK THERAPY!

do you think you could have been ANY more "grade school" with this comment? How about throwing in a couple "your mama" jokes, or try rhyming my name with stuff, like "SMELLY KELLY!" maybe you could pull my hair, or call me "poo face".

What kind of fool are you? telling someone who is obsessed with ZOMBIES and is a horror movie fanatic, that they attract "dead dudes"...... I didn't even know "dead dudes" COULD be attracted to people (seeing as how they are DEAD). Are you saying that my looks could raise the dead? And if so, I'm going to have to take that as a compliment. There aren't many girls that can do that.

ANYWAY, thanks for making me smile with your stupidity!

HEY EVERYONE ELSE!!!

Look how cute my puppy is....


LOVE YOU ALL

- Kelly

HEY! check out Michael's diary! YAY for IP addresses, and people being stupid!!!!!

 

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