3:16 a.m. - 2004-12-24
Winnie the Pooh is a no good dirty LIAR!
Winnie the Pooh is a no good dirty LIAR!
I was leaving a note to my friend Farzanah about how purple eyeshadow will bring out the gold flecks in brown eyes to make them a more HUNNY brown color. I spell checked my entry before I posted it. Just to be certain that I wasn't going to look like a total fool and spell some silly word wrong. To my surprise, spell check found an error!
it said that HUNNY was wrong....
But I've been spelling hunny that way MY ENTIRE LIFE!
It's not HONEY, it's HUNNY!
THATS HOW WINNIE THE FUCKING POOH SPELLS IT!
HUNNY!!!
SEE!!!!
That's me with that no good dirty bastard at Disneyland!!!
I have never doubted the teachings of Pooh before... Now I'm starting to doubt my entire childhood.
Who else has been deceiving me....
Sesame street?
Mister Rogers?
THE CARE BEARS???
Are they all in on it?
or do they even exist AT ALL?
is there no sunny day that sweeps the clouds away... on my way to where the air is sweet?
is there no smooth talking man in a read sweater who wants nothing else than for ME to be his neighbor?
IS THERE NO COLONY OF MAGICAL MULTI-COLORED BEARS, WITH A VARIETY OF HEARTS TATTOOED ON THEIR BELLIES LIVING IN THE CLOUDS??????
My life is flashing before my eyes.....
It'll all be over soon.....
avenge my death.......
♥ Kitty
